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Status Update: a one sentence poem

Status Up Date

Yesterday, I dropped a jar of minced garlic all over the kitchen floor;

the dog frantically “helped” me clean it up while at the exact same time,

Lincoln was attempting to escape from his highchair;

calamity and chaos erupted in my normally peaceful kitchen,

and in the middle of rescuing my dangling child and sweeping up garlic, all I could think was,

“This will make a great face book status” ;

somehow,  the moments of my life have been degraded to a status bar and the validation of people I would avoid in the grocery store;

Face book asks, “What’s happening, Andrea?” ;

I’d like to know too.






I have a Master's degree in Secondary Education, a Bachelor's degree in English, and a Secondary Ed teaching license. I also have a four year old son, a one year old son, a husband, and a cat. Let's see how those degrees help me manage my life..... Spoiler alert- they just decorate the walls.

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